joke of the day

Bentley forum
- - - I used the ashtray today. How do I replace it?

Audi forum
- - - Selling my Tag Heuer collection to buy some spare parts.

Kancil forum
- - - Expensive ICE system for sale! Will throw in car.

Mitsubishi Forum
- - - How many bhp does stickers add?

Evo Forum
- - - CF bonnet group buy full. Pls stop PM’ing me.

Subaru WRX forum
- - - "Will this void my warranty?”

Nissan Fairlady
- - - Dad now wants to drive the car. Even he can’t stand the Camry.

Toyota Camry
- - - Camry for sale. Will top up cash for Fairlady.

VW Beetle forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Lamborghini forum
- - - Help! Wind noise around 300KM/H!

Lancer forums
- - - Some young punk in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
- - - Some young punk in a Lancer tried to race me.

RX8 forums
- - - Anyone tried 19” rims yet?

Mazda Miata forums
- - - Some jackass in a Mitsubishi Pajero just ran over my car (pics)

Mitsubishi Pajero forum
- - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Chauffeur sick today. How do you actually start the car?

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Has anyone used the 3rd gear yet?

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Volvo forum
- - - Will price of petrol be coming down any time soon?

Mercedes forum
- - - Where can I buy a yacht that can fit my car?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some young punk in an F-16 tried to race me.

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - - Hello? Am I the only member here?